Everyone should have a Carl Sagan tattoo.
Now I want a Carl Sagan tattoo!
Carl Sagan Tattoo, by Cecil Porter
(Source: scinerds)
Ohhh…. THAT’S how dinosaurs fit on Noah’s Ark! Well, call me a motherfucking convert!
Hunh.
I did not learn about that in bible school as a child.
Western Wall’s notes to God cleared out before passover holiday.
If there is an all-knowing supreme being that created the universe and everything in it then they spent time deciding the following issues:
- Should human beings have a digestive system that occasionally vents gas? Yes.
- Should that gas escape from their anus? Yes.
- Should the gas reek like rotten eggs? Yes.
- Should other people be able to smell this foul stench? Yes, yes they should.
Your God is a sick bastard.
I am always amazed when religious people say that things “are an offence to God”. It seems like this all-knowing, all-powerful being must be one heck of a fuck up.
He creates us and in no time flat we’re eating his apples and offending him. Then he kicks us out of his garden and it’s all downhill from there. As a race we offend him so much he decided to drown us all, saving only a small boat full of people. He sends plagues and locusts and all sorts of other shit to make up for what must be his mistake, since he created us.
Eventually he decides the only way to get our attention is to get a virgin pregnant and then kill the child. Then this jealous motherfucker decides that we have to worship him and his son? My bet is that if there is a God (which there probably isn’t) anyone who worships Jesus actually ends up in hell because the big man doesn’t like sharing the spotlight.
Here in North America we worry that being an atheist will make life rough for us. In Indonesia they have strict blasphemy laws that say you are allowed to believe in one of several approved religions but speaking out against religion can get you beat up and thrown in jail.
THIS is why we need more and more people speaking out against religion. Atheism can’t be seen as an aberration, it is the default state for people. At one point in all our lives we were atheists.
